Fashion Critic, Mr. Blackwell passed away. His last words to the paramedics were, “Where did you get those atrocious outfits, and those fireman look absolutely dreadful!”
In John McCain’s speeches, he always says, “My Friend”.
Now, I have two friends: John McCain and Tom Shane.
Now that the divorce is final, Madonna may go back to her first husband,
St. Joseph.
I had a soccer mom. When she got mad, she socked me.
“Burn After Reading”. It reminds me of my wife, after she reads her cookbook.
Today John McCain gained the endorsement of former Secretary of State Colin Powell’s secretary.
Bill Gates started using Viragra after his wife called him “Microsoft”
My Mom was wishy washy.
She always wished that I’d take a bath.
Did they ever find Abra’s cadaver?
It is unwise to text message while eating alphabet soup.
Danica Patrick pulled out of a race last week because of a bad timing belt.
“It just didn’t go with my shoes,” she complained.
Dress it slow, Advice from Joe
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A few of those are "sponge" worthy!!
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