More news has surfaced regarding the violence between Israeli police and the Monks.
During future visits, Mickey Dolenz and Davy Jones have promised to behave themselves.
If he ever runs for office in Minnesota again,
he’s going to use the name, Al “The Body” Franken.
During his visit to the White House, Obama offered advice to President Bush.
“Take Interstate 81 down to Interstate 40 and that will take you right into Texas.”
If Yahoo merges with General Motors,
it will be the only search engine that gets 20-mpg City and 28 Highway.
I just found out that the TV show, “Bones”
doesn’t star that doctor from “Star Trek”.
My sex life is so bad that porn sites send me Emails that say,
“Not tonight, we have a headache.”
I notice that Paul Newman’s Own headstone has an expiration date.
The sewer system backed up in my town.
Now, we live in an effluent neighborhood.
Disney may relocate some of their operations offshore.
The site being considered is the Nether Netherlands.
My wife and I stay warm by having heated discussions.
Talk slow, Advice from Joe
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