Attorneys for Barry Bonds asked that charges that he lied about steroid use be dropped.
Doctors testified that lying is an uncontrollable side affect of steroid use.
I asked my doctor about a tummy tuck and he gave me a belly laugh.
The doctor tapped me on the knee with that little hammer and I belched.
He said, “Your acid reflexes are fine.”
How come The Book of Genesis has no mention of Phil Collins?
The economic downturn has spread to Cuba
Havana has announced that old car sales are down.
Records show that in the early nineties, the government considered waterboarding as a way to learn Victoria’s Secret.
Victoria was unavailable and undressed for comment.
If there were a Russian sub in the Red Sea, how would you see it?
If you drop black-eyed peas in the Black Sea… oh, never mind.
I don’t understand.
If Dewey didn’t win the election,
why don’t we have the Truman Decimal System?
If water is bottled by elderly employees, it cannot be sold as “Geezer Water”.
Drink it slow, Advice from Joe
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Last two days you've been on fire.
"Roll, Dick. Roll!"
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