The tough economy is forcing many women to turn to prostitution.
A growing number of women are now willing to sell their assets.
After Sarah Palin stated that she wanted to remain on the National Stage,
Officials announced that there was one leaving in ten minutes.
A new OZ story is being created where the Wizard has erectile dysfunction.
It will include a new song called, “Ding Dong, My Ding Dong’s Dead”
Oliver Stone announced plans to produce a movie about Ulysses Grant called, “S”.
My dog went to obedience school and got a Masters Degree.
Now, if he could only figure out that I’m his Master.
My doctor must appreciate fine furniture.
He’s always asking me what my stools look like.
I let a very talkative passenger out of my car and immediately got a call from OnStar.
Apparently, they detected windbag deployment.
With the latest economic news, Ford has changed their slogan to:
“Have we driven Ford into the ground, lately?”
A Study has shown that Bullies may experience pleasure in seeing others in pain.
The Lead Researcher appeared giddy as he beat the information into Reporters.
Feel good slow, Advice from Joe
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