I told my cat that is was Vet’s Day and she hid under the couch.
FOX is developing a show about a female doctor who is disheveled and limps.
The new program will be called, “Blouse”
Legendary Wayne Newton announced that he has been taking Spanish lessons and will release a new song called, “Gracias”
Sing along: “Gracias, darling, gracias.
Gracias for all your joy and pain…”
“Idol” judge Simon Cowell is splitting from his girlfriend.
Said Cowell, “Her performance last night was absolutely dreadful.”
US regulators approved Toviaz for those suffering from overactive bladders.
The news conference was delayed several times as the speaker kept excusing himself to run down the hall.
North Korea has released pictures of Kim Jong II at a recent soccer match.
Jong scored three goals and two assists in twenty minutes.
GEICO may no longer be able to offer 15% savings, so they are shortening their sales pitch to: “Ten minutes can save you 10 percent…”
The National Testicle Institute predicts a severe shortage in Right ones. Says an official:
“Everybody’s always willing to donate their Left one, and that’s not right.”
Donate slow, Advice from Joe
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