The first episode of Hanna Montana has been pulled by the network for a rewrite. Apparently, writers assumed that John McCain was going to win the election.
To ease tension in the Intensive Care Unit, hospital officials have renamed it,
“The Peek-a-Boo ICU”
I couldn’t afford permanent dentures,
so the dentist gave me paper plates.
Every time that I think I’ve seen it all, she takes off something else.
They say that the Fed may lower interest rates to 0%.
That’s of no interest to me.
At the nudist colony, they complemented my outfit.
I looked down and said, “What? This old thing?”
It’s been discovered that thousands of dead people may have voted in the last election.
To stop this in the future, poll workers are being asked to look for specific clues:
· Was the voter’s skin pasty white?
· Was there a strange odor?
· Were the voter’s eyes open?
· Was dirt falling off the voter?
· Did he vote for a live candidate?
When AARP turned fifty years old, did anybody start sending them letters?
Turn it slow, Advice from Joe
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