The One Liners #192

The nice thing about Turtle Soup is that it comes with its own bowl.

Sarah Palin announced that she intends to stay on the national stage.
“I can sing and dance!”

I can’t watch Dolly Parton videos on my flat screen TV.

George W may have the first presidential library to be entirely filled with Fiction.

The senior and former President Bush says that he’s still proud of his son.
“I think that Jeb is a fine boy!”

A parrot can live up to a hundred years.
Around age 70, they tend to pick up the phrase, “By Crackie”

My friend’s father used to lay down the law.
His mother was a policewoman.

When they said that I was lying,
I stood up.

When I sat beside my mother in church, she played a musical instrument.
The Elbow.

Snow skiing is so unfair.
It’s never on a level playing field.

Bust your butt slow, Advice from Joe