The One Liners #206

I’m a little worried after finding out that my savings are insured up to 100,000 dollars by the FDIdon’tSee.

Nobody will officially call it a Recession or a Depression or anything.
Now, I don’t know what I lost all my money in.

I got laid off, but that’s OK.
I’m a laid-off kinda guy.

They asked me if I knew the Heimlich Maneuver.
I said, “No, I use the Rhythm Method."

If you see a Greyhound bus with expired tags,
do you call the cops or the pound?

The economy problems have hit our jails.
Now, the criminals are asking to be bailed out.

The Middle East Peace Plan calls for the creation of a new group called, “The Good Guys”. Now we have to see who joins.

My parents’ favorite show was “Spanky and My Butt”

I signed up for camel riding lessons,
but I could get over the hump.

Ride it slow, Advice from Joe