I can’t afford those new style car tires,
so I let the air out of my current ones.
Doctors were amazed to find out that Vitamin C does not prevent cancer,
even though it starts with a C.
Will The Hartford pay off on an insurance policy if you hit an Elk?
Sales of Obama’s book have soared since the election, so I suggest that everybody buy one immediately.
By the way, he wrote, “Never Entertain During Watermelon Season” at Amazon.com.
The Yen rose very quickly today, proving that Yen can cook.
My favorite radio station has a show called “Acoustic Sunrise”.
I’ve never heard the morning news played on a guitar before.
My cholesterol test results gave me 4 stars!
My doctor said that they were asterisks. Numeric overflow.
Upon hearing that I was suffering from Numeric overflow, I asked,
“Doc, what’s this all add up to?”
He said, “Asterisks.”
What happens if your fire insurance company burns down?
Do a slow burn, Advice from Jurn… aaaa, Joe
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Yen can cook....Funny stuff
And Japanes businessman who spends all his money on mistress have no yen for his wife---Confucius.
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