Thursday, November 27, 2008

The One Liners #210

I gave thanks that I still have a job today.
Then, I was off to St Anthony’s Dining Room.

My favorite “Little Rascal” was Froggy.
I followed his career since he was a tadpole.

When Prince Phillip stays at a Hotel,
he always gets a room with a Queen.

When I voted, the machine was wrapped with a paper ribbon that said,
Sanitized for your election”.

Mrs. Olsen testified that Folgers’s Coffee should not receive a bail out.
She kept saying, “It’s the richest kind!”

Local police are being equipped with Tasers to subdue violent criminals.
That’s so much easier than carrying the Electric Chair with them everywhere.

If somebody has a collision in Corpus Christi, Texas,
do they get the car repaired at a corpus shop?

I went to such a tough high school,
every morning, the teachers called parole.

The Horse of the Year, Curlin has been appraised at 20 million dollars.
The auto industry immediately asked the horse for a bail out.

Ask it slow, Advice from Joe

1 comment:

Desert Son said...

Local police are being equipped with Tasers to subdue violent criminals.
That’s so much easier than carrying the Electric Chair with them everywhere.

Killer!!