Do you remember that old TV show, “My Three Sons”?
The boys must have asked their Father these questions at some time in their lives:
* What ever happened to our older brother, Mike?
* Did you kill mom?
* Why does Bub keep showing up on reruns of Lucy?
* Dad, why do your balls bounce higher than all the others?
* How come Uncle Charley is as pissed off as Bub always was?
* Hey Dad! Can the little kid down the street become my brother?
I can relate to young people. Quite often, the youth of America will approach me and ask, “Hey Mister, can you buy me a 6-pack?”
Have you heard the latest song by Pavarotti? It goes like this:
Bucket!
The Bucket!
I have kicked The Bucket!
Little known facts about Pavarotti:
* He always called Beverly Sills... "Jugs"
* He starred in the Italian version of "The Honeymooners".
* He didn't take up singing until he was 300 pounds.
* His inspiration was Jim Nabors.
* In his early years, he finished every song by singing, "Shave and a haircut, two bits"
Widely known facts about Pavarotti:
* His nickname was “Big Pav”.
* His wife was known to say, "Not tonight. I don't have a floor jack."
* He also recorded his latest song in Spanish:
Bucket-o
El Bucket-o
Yo ho El Bucket-o
Final note: He was the lead singer for “Gary Bucket and the Union Gap”
Take it slow, Advice from Joe
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2 comments:
I love your Pavorattii bit, as I told DTS several months ago when i first saw it!
True story, I once saw him in the street in NY , and not knowing my way around I asked directions.
"He said, "Sorry, I'm not from this Aria!!!"
Than I asked him, "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?", he couldn't resist that old joke, " You take the D train to Times Square and take the bus to West 49th Street and Seventh Avenue!"--Oh, how we both laughed!!
Then he said, "Lets go to the Carnegie Deli instead, where he both bought and ate my lunch!
Yes, he was a big man, bi and large!!
Shayne aint nothin without that injun kid who makes him look good!
And AJD is the funniest man in CALIFORNIA!
Big kiss! :)
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