The One Liners

After being introduced to the Pope during his recent visit, President Bush commented, “Benedict? You know, we had a famous American named Benedict Arnold once.”
The Pope responded, “The traitor?”
“No, the golfer! I used to be a member of his Army… back when I was in The Guard.”

The next day, the Pope went to Yankee Stadium where he was thrown out trying to steal home. Said the opposing manager, “That Pope can fly!”

Today, I attempted to install some new software by clicking the button labeled, "Setup".
A message appeared saying, "Welcome to the Setup Wizard! Would you like to continue?"
While clicking the Yes button, I thought, "What do you think I clicked 'Setup' for?"

A larger message appeared saying, "Are you sure that you want to continue?"
Before clicking the logical button, I stepped out into the hallway and punched the first sucker who walked by.

Back at the computer, I bypassed the mouse and used the hot key, "Alt-Y" to activate the Yes button.
A red message flashed, "Are you sure that you want to exit?"

The poor sucker was just getting to his feet as I walked back into the hallway and buried one into his midsection. Once again, down went the big man.

Upon returning, I found the screen back at the "Setup" option again. Taking a long breath, I said, "One more time..."
The Setup button was clicked and a message appeared saying, "The Setup Wizard isn't seeing anyone today!"

"Please, Mister!" the sucker begged as I walked back into the hallway.

Tomorrow: How to UnInstall - Take it slow!