The One Liners

The Pope visited Washington DC recently.
Apparently during dinner, President Bush said to the Pontiff, “You know, I was a Bishop down in Texas once.”
The Pope replied, “I believe that you were the Governor of Texas, sir.”
“You may be right,” admitted The Bushster. “But, I did own my own diocese, though.”
“No,” said the Pope. “You owned a baseball team.”
“You may be right,” admitted The Big W. “By the way, how’s your Father, John Paul the Second?”

The next day, the Pope went to the new Nationals Stadium where he pitched a five hitter over seven innings. The opposing manager said, “That Pope is tough on lefties.”

On the homefront, there’s been a strange side effect after getting our cat shot by the vet. Over night, she grew to eighteen inches. I described this to the vet and we determined that I must have accidentally given her my Niacin dosage. To make matters worse, I must have taken her medicine by mistake, which would explain why I purred all night and have this constant urge to scratch my ear.

On our next vacation, we'll be heading for the great northwest, though I'm not quite sure which direction that is. I was going to use a Magellan, but the last time I did, it sent me around the world.

Tonight on "House", Ugly Betty guest stars. Dr House performs surgery and cures her ugliness, however, now she always has two days growth of beard and a strange limp.

Later on "Ugly Betty", Betty goes into rehab for the drug addition she picked up last week on "House".

Take it slow, Advice from Joe