The One Liners

I love old TV shows.
There was one episode of “Leave It To Beaver” where Barbara Billingsley's blouse busted open, prompting Eddie Haskell to say, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Cleavage".

We just got a new cat and now we have to come up with a name. I had suggested, "Mrs. Cleavage" but my wife said that it would confuse Eddie Haskell.

If I could just come up with a name, then I could finish this song that I've been writing about a cat. I'll just insert "Blah Blah" for the name in this rough draft:

Blah Blah the cat.
The wonderful wonderful cat.
You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache,
your heart will go pitter pat.
That's Blah Blah, he's the wonderful cat.

So anyway, if a name pops into your head, let me know.

There’s a joke going around the Homeland Security office today. It goes like this:
"These two terrorist come blowing up a bar, see..."

Well, the cat thought it was funny.

Take it slow, Advice from Joe