Simon lashed out at Bin Laden’s latest audiotape, calling his performance, “Absolutely dreadful.” Paula said that she liked his beard, but his song was terrible.
The Energy Department is dramatically increasing their use of wind power by installing huge windmills along the borders of Washington DC.
With massive cuts to school funding, Governor Swartzenegger suggested going back to using one-room schoolhouses. “Of course, they’d be really big school houses,” he added with a chuckle.
All of the students smiled when he said, “You would only need one teacher.”
Then he looked sternly, smacked a ruler across this hand and added, “One special teacher.”
All of the students immediately turned in their homework and did ten pushups.
Tonight on FOX, House looses equity.
Times are tough. I had a bum come up to me and ask, “Can you give me ten bucks to get a bite to eat?”
Janet Jackson has released a new album about her famous wardrobe malfunction. It’s called “The Jackson Two”.
My mechanic told me that I needed a U-Joint. I said, “Why don’t you just sell me the whole bag?”
They asked George Bush why he plays the lottery each week.
He said, “Because my book might not sell.”
Tonight on TV, Dog the Bounty Hunter captures his mailman.
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I converted my house to solar power. I took off the roof.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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