Danica Patrick was in the middle of a controversy at the Indianapolis 500. Apparently, after Jim Nabors sung, she was heard saying, “Who’s that old fart?”
The new Phoenix Space craft has sent back breaking news:
“Hillary has carried the planet of Mars.”
I’m powering my car with cooking grease. It runs pretty good but its cholesterol has gone through the ceiling.
Officials from the Mayo Clinic cleared the air today when they announced that their institution was not named after the late Doctor John Mayonnaise.
How do you know when to bury a possum?
Legendary Prince is considering changing his name again.
“I’ve always wanted to be King,” said Prince.
The Queen is said to be flattered as she tries to figure out what do to with Prince Phillip.
Madonna gave birth to the savior today.
“I’ve been trying to tell you guys for years!” she proclaimed.
In this country, they name cars after cities, like the Chevy Tahoe, the Malibu.
Do they do that in other countries?
The Volkswagen Dusseldorf
The Toyota Tokyo
The Subaru Stockholm
The Fiat Bologna
The Volga Siberia
Tonight on “Knight Rider 2008”, when gas hits $4 a gallon, Michael buys a bicycle.
Take it slow, Advice from Kit
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---How do you know when to bury a possum?
--Gold.
And, btw something I've NEVER been able to figure out, myself...
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