Saturday, June 7, 2008

The One Liners #53

Two unreleased songs by the Herman’s Hermits were uncovered today.
Side one was called, “Mrs. Brown, Your Daughter Is A Broad.”
The flip side included, “And Mrs. Brown, You’re A Babe Too”.

An unreleased song was found at the estate of the late legendary Barry White called, “Large Enough To Love You.”

Legendary Barry Manalow released an album of original recordings that he made as a child called, “The Greatest Hits Of The Forties”.

How come Nat’s daughter isn’t called Natalie Queen Cole?

A broken toilet on the Space Station has forced the astronauts to cancel this weekend’s beer bash.

Turkey announced today that it’s raising the price of its major export, which could seriously affect how Americans celebrate Thanksgiving this year.

Venus Williams asked to be shot into space today. Venus, who was wearing blue jeans during the announcement, had her husband Frankie Avalon waiting in a nearby Saturn.

All was forgiven today as Scott McClellan announced that his new book was about the first President Bush, not this one.

President Bush was asked if he would consider instituting a military draft.
He said, “No, I don’t think it’s wise to sent giraffes to Iraq.

Send em slow, Advice from Joe

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