AAMCO announced that they are now able to fix car horns.
That’s Double A (. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . )MCO.
Legendary Carly Simon finally admitted whom she sang about in “Your So Vain”.
Author Joe Dyson
Said Mick Jagger, “That makes sense.”
There’s a new movie starring Demi Moore as a nun. It’s called, “The Habit Of Stripping.”
Jose Canseco announced that he wants to have a boxing match with a celebrity. When asked about his boxing experience, he pointed to his ex-wives.
With the price of gas going up, we’re starting to see a lot more Unmobile Homes.
Why does “Playboy” have pictures of girls in it?
They asked President Bush if he was going to make one more surprise visit to Iraq before he leaves office.
He said, “I’d be surprised.”
On that fateful night, the Exxon Valdez was actually being piloted by Tenniel’s husband. The Captain issued this comment:
“I never wanted…
I never wanted to float a boat,
the way that I want to float you.”
Sedakas back, Advice from Joe
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