The One Liners #56

They asked legendary Frank Sinatra Jr if he was close to his father while he was growing up.
He said, “No, I wasn’t born yet.”

Legendary Joe Cocker announced his intentions to become an opera singer.
Currently, Cocker is playing the role of Uncle Joe in “The Edgar Buchanan Story”.

Riding on the success of “The Sopranos”, a new TV show is being introduced called, “The Baritones.” Officials described the major difference between the two programs:
“They don’t talk as high in this one.”

You know, I’ve been worried about the future, ever since “Search For Tomorrow” was cancelled.

A food distributor found almost fifteen hundred of its chickens suffering with bird flu. They were sent home for bed rest and they should be back on the job by next week.

In the world of of leg injurys, is it possible for a pig to pull a hammie?

If you work your ass off, how do you drive home?

To reduce the temptation that priests may have for young men, the church is recruitting better looking nuns.

How come we know about the Secret Service?

Kids don’t know anything, nowadays.
I told my young friend that Bo Diddley had died.
He asked, “What did Diddley do?”

Diddley slow, Advice from Joe