At this year’s County Fair, I notice that The Association will be performing.
I thought that they had disassociated, years ago.
There’s a salmon shortage this year and my cat doesn’t know what to do.
I explained that, nowadays, cats are allowed to eat meat on Fridays.
Concern over the number of crane accidents have prompted officials to call in legendary Jack and the Beanstalk for advice.
Beanstalk, a farmer by trade, lives with life’s companion, The Jolly Green Giant.
Donald Trump has been signed to play the role of Mr. Dithers in the upcoming movie, “Bumstead, you’re fired”
Every time I go to the doctor, he tells me to give up something else.
Last time, he told me to give up coffee and I screamed, “I give up!”
He told me to give up giving up.
The original hat worn by the legendary Chef Boyardee was found today in a can of tomato sauce.
“He lost this, years ago,” said the chef’s son, Mechanic Boyardee.
“Probably bent over to taste the sauce,” commented his daughter, Stewardess Boyardee.
His brother, Pilot Boyardee had just flown in for dinner when he heard the news.
When the legendary John Muir was asked why he created The John Muir Trail, he said,
“Because Interstate 5 hadn’t been built yet.”
Hike it slow, Advice from Joe
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The Boyardee bit had me rolling!
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