The One Liners #62

I’m married to Wonder Woman.
She wonders about everything that I do.

Today, Officials charged that Racehorse Big Brown was over weight.
They would not reveal what tipped them off about the size of Big Brown.

In order to raise themselves from being on the bottom of the list of countries, Zimbabwe has changed its name to Aimbabwe.

If somebody flashed you and they had a beautiful body…
would that be ‘decent exposure’?

Tiger Woods was found to have traces of catnip in his system during a recent urine test.
Tiger commented, “I never dreamed that they’d check my cat box.”

A typical appointment with a doctor at a nudist colony:
“Hello, Mr. Smith. Put your clothes on and we’ll start the examination.”

In a fire at a Hollywood studio, several famous movie sets were destroyed.
Firemen were unable to save the set of “The Towering Inferno”.
At least, they don’t think that they saved it.

In an effort to save money, Westinghouse is moving to a smaller complex and will change its name to Westingapartment.

Legendary Alan Alda has been signed to star in a TV series about potatoes.
The new show will be called, “Mashed”.

Mash it slow, Advice from Joe