Riots in Saudi Arabia today as gas hit a record price of sixty-five cents per gallon.
The King urged Saudis to reduce their dependency on foreign dollars.
In a follow-up story to the Hollywood studio fire, officials announced that they actually did successfully save the set of “The Towering Inferno”.
At least, they think they did.
They were unsuccessful in saving the set of “Noah and the Seven Arks”. The blaze was aided by a lack of rain on that forty-first day of filming.
After a disgraced referee claimed that a basketball game was fixed, the Commissioner issued this policy for all referees: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
Prison officials have decided not to expand Death Row to handle overcrowding.
“It makes no sense to have them all standing in a straight row like that,” said officials as they offered their suggestions for new configurations:
· Death Circle
· Death Rectangle
· Death Equiangular
· DeathOneReallyBigRoom
I saw an advertisement for a ‘collapsible chair’.
Sounds like a gift that you would give to your enemy.
I told my wife that I wanted to have sex tonight.
She asked me to pick up some milk on the way back.
Go home slow, Advice from Joe
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2 comments:
Solid gold from start to finish!!
Yes, but if the referee thinks, "If I don't fix it, I go broke!!"
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