The One Liners #64

If somebody had to give Smokey Robinson, mouth to mouth resuscitation,
would they suffer from smoke inhalation?

Legendary Barry Manalow has released an album of original recordings that he made as an infant called, “The Greatest Hits of The Thirties”

Legendary Michael Jackson reiterated his denial of being Billie Jean’s lover by singing,
“She’s just a tennis player who thinks that I’m the one,
but Mc Enroe is not my son.”

To boost slacking sales, Hummer has announced a new advertising slogan:
“Remember, there’s still a war going on!”

With the rise in crude oil prices, countries are being urged to switch to sophisticated oil. While it may cost a little more than crude oil, sophisticated oil is so much more refined.

Legendary Danny Thomas was exhumed today and moved to his new resting place in Toledo, Ohio.
“He was always talking about this place,” said his son, Rusty Hammer.

The military is having a problem with people noticing their drone aircrafts. The whole idea of a drone is to remain undetected. After much research, officials determined that the problem is the low, consistent monotonous moaning sound that the drone emits.
“It sounds like a college instructor,” said one official while others commented that it sounded like their mothers.

Drone on slow, Advice from Joe