The One Liners #66

Amid claims that basketball referees are affecting the outcome of the game, the Commissioner announced that referees would no longer be allowed to shoot free throws.

Former President Bush asked his son, George W, “Who cut down my cherry tree?”
George W said, “I cannot tell a lie. It was the Al kida.”

A jury rejected the claim that Daffy Duck was insane today.
“He’s as sane as Donald,” commented the judge.
Duck, now a spokesperson for Aflac Insurance, was unavailable for comment.

Little known fact:
Back in the early sixties, Budweiser was owned by William Frawley. In those days, the beer was referred to as “Bub”. (“Where there’s life, there’s Bub”)

Financial problems are forcing legendary Ed McMahon to sell his house. When showing the bathroom to realtors, he said, “Here’s Johnny.”

Legendary Pat Boone released a controversial song today called,
“You Light Up My Wife.”

Legendary David Soul has released a follow up song to his only hit, called,
“Don’t Throw Up On Me, Baby”.

Legendary Billy Ray Cyrus is releasing a follow up to “Achy Breaky Heart” called “Rusted Busted Ass”.

Bust it slow, Advice from Joe