The One Liners #67

Newspaper headlines say “Salaries frozen for elected state employees”.
Today, state employees pushed for global warming.

In an effort to conserve energy, the makers of V8 Tomato Juice have renamed their product, “6-Cylinder”.

Fears of a drought have forced the government to stop water-boarding prisoners. They intend to go back their original interrogating method of using boards without the water.

Legendary Eric Clapton has released the follow up to his hit record called,
“I Shot Omar Sharif”.

Legendary O J Simpson released a new book about his movie career.
It’s called, “If I Could Act”.

Watch for a new TV show starring John Forsythe, where he does all of the cooking in the household. The new show will be called, “Spatula Father”.

To help isolate Iran, President Bush has asked all of the neighboring countries to move back at least five hundred feet.

When asked why middle eastern women are required to cover their faces, officials pointed at Phyllis Diller.

I see that “The Motels” are playing at the county fair this year.
I thought they had imploded years ago.

Implode it slow, Advice from Joe