The One Liners #68

Tarzan ain’t so smart.
When he wants the animals to go away, he yells, “Angowa!”
When he wants the animals to come back, he yells, “Angowa!”
The guy doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.

I see that legendary Gerry and the Pacemakers will be performing at the County Fair.
The Pacemakers were brought back to the life so they can perform their latest hit,
“Oh, Go Ahead, Let The Sun Catch You Crying”.

If gas prices go any higher, car thieves are going to start returning them.

Israel and Hamas agreed to a truce today. To celebrate, they fired their guns into the air.

I see that the Bee Gees have gone back to their roots with their new song,
“How Do You Mend A Busted Ass?”

A comic strip is going to be made into a real life TV show.
Legendary Paul Simon will play the role of Jon who owns a cat named Garfunkel.

Legendary Justin Timberlake was struck by a falling tree today.
“I thought that somebody was calling me,” when asked why he stopped and looked back as the tree was falling.

Two legendary artists have teamed together to form a new singing duo.
Donna Summer and Edgar Winter’s new group will be called, “The Two Seasons”.

To solve his Sunday morning dilemma, Obama is going to become a minister.

Pray real slow, Advice from Joe