Kids don’t know anything about the heroes of the past, like legendary Tommy John.
The kid next door told me that he hurt his arm and had to get old whatshisname surgery.
You wouldn’t think that Don Imus would be racially challenged.
Doesn’t he remember that old TV show, “Imus and Andy”?
President Bush admitted fear that all people will remember him for is Iraq, Afghanistan, 911, Rumsfeld, Katrina, inflation, gas prices, devalued dollar, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Attorney General, loss of the senate majority, and hopelessness.
My wife went out to buy a one-piece bathing suit. I wonder if she’ll get the top or the bottom.
I have trouble singing rap songs.
I have no problem cussing. I just can’t make it rhyme.
Bear Stearns was captured today as he raided a garbage can in the national park.
Bear was tagged and transported thousands of miles up into the mountains.
It was reported that an unused life jacket from the Titanic would sell for as much as $60,000. It probably could have sold for a lot more back when the boat was sinking.
If the Feds cut the interest rate one more time, we’ll have to pay them.
Facing stiff opposition to his plan for off shore drilling, President Bush has proposed draining the oceans.
While most search engines worry about hackers, Foxfire fears arsonists.
Burn it slow, Advice from Joe
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I don't know why you keep pickin' on Bush—he hasn't done anything!!
I don't know why you keep pickin' on Bush—he hasn't done anything!!
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