Brooke Hogan will headline a new show called “Brooke Knows Best”.
This replaces her father’s show, “Hogan Doesn’t Know Jack Shit”
AARP reached a milestone today as they celebrated fifty years of sending letters to John McCain.
A man has broken the world’s record for sitting in the most number of seats in a 48-hour period. The feat was performed at the Rose Bowl where he sat in 39,250 different seats.
Commented the man; “I would have sat in more seats if they didn’t have so many urinals.”
The iconic Chrysler Building was sold recently, despite that fact that it only gets sixteen floors per gallon.
Bosnian war criminal Radovan Karadzic was arrested after police determined that he was disguised as Santa Claus.
They asked me where I wanted to visit in Italy.
I said that I was leaning towards the Tower of Pisa.
When John McCain said that he’d have a balanced budget,
Obama asked if he was on the level?
Years ago, I was drinking a Carlings Black Label when I ran into a guy who was drinking a Papst Blue Ribbon.
I’ve been black and blue ever since.
Drink it slow, Advice from Joe
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