Hey, I went camping last night.
My wife threw me out of the house.
Englebert Humperdink was eliminated from this year's Spelling Bee when he couldn’t spell, “Humperdink”.
Said Humpherdick, “I should have asked them to use it in a sentence”.
I threw out my back last night.
Luckily, the garbage men hadn’t come yet, so I was able to get it back.
These two words have been added to the existing seven that you can’t say on the air:
Dick Butkus.
More trouble for Christian Bale as he is being accused of choking the paperboy with his bat rope. Bale remains out on bail.
To help gain the White vote, Obama had the horn on his car repaired to stop it from going, “Honky, Honky”.
Florence Henderson is reportedly considering reprising her role as Mrs. Brady, where she’ll have another bunch. The new show will be called, “The Brady Bushel”
In trying to distance himself from President Bush, John McCain said,
“Look, I’m old enough to be his father!”
After a recent volcano eruption in Alaska, President Bush asked,
“Did any oil squirt out?”
Squirt it slow, Advice from Joe
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A fine bushel indeed.
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