The One Liners #103

I keep up with all the modern bands like, The Backyard Boys, In the Sink and Destiny’s Kid. I can’t find their records anywhere, though.

It was reported today that many men over thirty-five have a hard time conceiving.
It was also reported that many men over fifty-five don’t even have a hard time.

In a speech today, it was warned that the country is becoming increasingly polarized,
despite global warming.

I bought a tent to use as an investment property. I got all my stakes in this one.

Making deep cuts, GM has slashed the “G” out of its name. The company will now be known as “M”, leaving Kenny G speechless.

Tonight on FOX, House does a guest shot on Bones and thinks that he’s too late.

A strong message was sent regarding the economy today when Ben Bernanke charged five dollars a head for his news conference.

Wells Fargo Bank reported profits despite rising fuel costs. Officials point to their decision to deliver money by stagecoach.

The star of the “CSI” reported that he is leaving the television drama.
Yellow tape was immediately strung around the actor as he was asked to lie on the floor as they outlined his body.

Investigate slow, Advice from Joe