At this point, Citigroup has laid off so many workers that they’ve changed their name to Citifew.
John McCain has requested to ride in the space shuttle up to the space station today. Opponents say that he’s trying to distance himself from the president.
I finally trimmed my budget.
I pruned my Hedge Fund.
After finding ice on the surface of Mars, the Phoenix probe discovered that the planet’s surface is actually made of tea.
Once the sale of Chrysler was complete, the new owners told Daimler executives to get out of Dodge.
Legendary Kenny G married his horn today in a same sax ceremony.
Watch for a new TV show where a young couple moves into a house that is haunted by the ghost of Leo G. Carroll. The new comedy is called, “Kirby”.
Embarrassed judges for this year’s Ugly Dog Contest admitted that when they combed its hair and took off its glasses, this year’s winner was actually pretty good looking.
More signs of global warming as the glaciers are getting noticeably smaller in the pool at the Motel 6.
Melt it slow, Advice from Joe
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