Thursday, July 3, 2008

The One Liners #79

Legendary Herb Albert went back to his roots today as he returned to Tijuana.
“I met The Brass right there,” smiled the hornest has he pointed at a Taco Bell.

They asked me when I am going to see “Apocalypse”?
I said, “Now.”

When Marco Polo was little, did the other kids in the pool keep yelling out his name?

Robert Mugabe has invited the opposition leader back into Zimbabwe on Saturday.
The execution is set for two o’clock.

I know a guy who works from home and lives in his car.
He’s a cabbie.

Today, legendary Boy George denied rumors that he is Tarzan’s son.

The recent survey on Religion in America was panned by atheists who said there was nothing to talk about.

The Mayor of LA has joined the Mayor of San Francisco in officiating a same-sex wedding. It’s not unusual for same-sex mayors to perform weddings.

At the ballpark, they’re having “Turn back the clock” night.
Tonight’s game will be played yesterday.

The legendary Tower of Power has released a new song in honor of John McCain, called:
You’re Still An Old Man

Age real slow, Advice from Joe

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