By removing the gun restrictions in Washington DC,
now Dick Cheney can legally have his gun.
President Bush made his firmest threat yet to Iran today when he said,
“Don’t make me come over there and spread democracy around!”
Responding to the slow response of the National Guard to the flood region, officials announced that it takes a long time to get those fellas back from Iraq.
They asked me which of The Great Lakes that I felt was of higher rank, quality or importance?
I said, “Lake Superior.”
They asked me which of the nuns at the convent that I felt was of higher rank, quality or importance?
I said, “Mother Superior.”
To show his support for the NRA,
President Bush shot at reporters this morning.
If a sword swallower has to go on a diet, what’s he do?
Switch to steak knives?
A rare photograph was released today of John McCain with dark hair.
In the background, you can clearly see The Mayflower landing.
Land it slow, Advice from Joe
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You saved the best for last! LOL!!
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