A photograph was released today of John McCain as a child with a bicycle.
Obama commented that he had never seen one of those bicycles with the big front tire before.
Jesse Jackson apologized for making fun of Obama recently.
“I didn’t mean to call Obama, Yo Mamma.”
The legendary singing Fat Lady went on a diet and lost all that weight.
Said Yogi Berra, “Now, we’ll never know when it’s over!”
I bought one of those low flow toilets.
I mean, why should it flow faster than I do?
With the high price of fuel, the CHP is going to bring back their motorcycle force.
Upon hearing the news, Erik Estrada immediately went on a diet.
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has indicated that he will make a practice of hosting a call-in show, to keep him visible in the public eye. The new program will be called
“The Rush Putin Show”.
Quietly, the search continues for the remains of missing adventurer, Steve Fossett with some hopeful that he’ll still be found alive. Said one searcher,
“I’m sure that Fossett is still running.”
Tonight on FOX, Dr. House tells the medical staff that he’s actually British and that he puts on a phony American accent everyday.
Say it slow, Advice from Joe
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In a shocking announcement today, United Way said they will change the "Day of Caring" to the "Day of Giving a Shit."
I though that was the slogan of the National Fight Constipation Association"?
("Rush Putin"---groan---as Oscar Levant said, we react that way because we didn't think of it first!)
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