With the price of food going up so much, I can’t even afford to eat humble pie anymore.
Dennys “Always Open”. If they go out of business, will they put up a new sign that says, Dennys “Always Closed”?
When I was little, my parents took me to Washington DC and showed me The Statue of Limitations.
On that same trip, they showed me The Lincoln Memorial.
Man, size really does matter!
The Supreme Court reversed all of Judge Judy’s decisions today. They issued a one-line comment: “We don’t know what that woman was thinking.”
When John McCain was asked who his boyhood idol was,
he said, “Moses”
It was reported that the Seattle Super Sonics would be relocating to Oklahoma City, just as soon as they build an airport that can handle a super sonic.
It was reported that Christie Brinkley is dating the son of Chet Huntley. Said Brinkley,
“He’s a nice enough guy, but when he drops me off, he keeps saying, ‘Goodnight David.’”
It was announced that the US economy lost 62,000 jobs in June, resulting in much longer lines at Starbucks.
I’ll have a non-fat latté to go, Advice from Joe
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---It was reported that Christie Brinkley is dating the son of Chet Huntley. Said Brinkley,
“He’s a nice enough guy, but when he drops me off, he keeps saying, ‘Goodnight David.’”---
I've been waiting for you to do this line for MONTHS!!!!!!!!
"Judge Judy" was solid gold also.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backward?
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