Can you get shot if you’re wearing Roberta Flack’s jacket?
Dolly Parton is going to star in a reality series,
which proves that they really are.
John McCain met with legondary Lance Armstrong, who asked him if he’d ever done in a century ride before.
McCain said, “Let’s not bring age into this.”
I can see why Carly Simon never made it as a waitress.
“Would you like clouds in that?”
My lawyer has been disbarred.
He’s been thrown out of dis bar, and dis bar… all da bars!
Wind power is nothing new.
They used to sing about it back in the sixties.
“Everyone knows it’s windy…”
Doctors told legendary Don McLean to stop eating American Pie.
Immediately, McLean issued a long, rambling oratory that nobody understood.
Everybody knows what I had for dinner because my stomach repeats itself.
Legendary Goose Gossage has been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Goose is currently a spokesman for Aflac Insurance.
Induct him slow, Advice from Joe
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The Carly Simon and Don McLean lines were fabulous!
Still chuckling as I don the fedora and kick whoever wrote MY script!
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