Today, the surgeon general announced that smoking guns are bad for your health.
Legendary James Arness was arrested today and charged with multiple murders.
“He shot somebody, every week for twenty years,” said legendary Peter Graves.
Next, officials are going to investigate the late Chuck Connors for similar offenses.
Legendary Peter Graves appeared agitated when asked what the name of the horse was in his first TV series.
He responded with Fury.
More proof that the coalition is falling apart as the Belgians are waffling.
When asked what he thought of the new host, Bob Barker said,
“The price is wrong.”
An old TV show is being released with a modern theme. It will be called,
“The Big House On The Prairie”.
Was Gig Young’s first name really Gigabyte?
John McCain has announced that his new secretary of state will be Gustav.
Pitcher Ben Sheets was hospitalized today.
Doctor’s said that Sheets had too much starch.
Warren Buffet announced that his favorite dinner is served from various dishes displayed in a long row.
Eat all you can slow, Advice from Joe
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