When asked why he selected his running mate, John McCain said,
“I wanted to impress the Soviet prime minister by picking somebody with the same last name.”
Obama’s lack of experience makes McCain call him “an empty suit”.
If that’s true, is Sarah Palin “an empty blouse”?
George Bush called John McCain a maverick because he didn’t agree with the President.
I guess that makes all of us, Mavericks.
When they asked me what I thought of the latest hurricane, I said,
“I like Ike”.
Joe Lieberman has been granted an honorary doctorate from Benedict Arnold University.
He’s currently playing the role of Judas in the school play.
If the levees had broken while he was in New Orleans, John McCain was asked what he would have done. He responded,
“The breast stroke”
In an attempt to keep up with its twin city, Minneapolis has applied for sainthood.
When told that he was sentenced to life, the guy asked the judge,
“Whose life?”
I went to a classic car show,
and none of the cars were older than me.
Drive them slow, Advice from Joe
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3 comments:
You've been on fire the last two days---I'd think you'd notice!
The Lieberman joke goes on the money maker list!
BTW, the classic cars line is one I have my eye on covetously!
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