The Sarah Palin One Liners # 127

Sarah Palin says that the Iraq war is a “Task from God”.
This would explain why, only God knows how we’re going to pay for it.

Sarah Palin claims to be a “Hockey Mom”,
which explains her plan to put all of the Terrorists in the Penalty Box.

Being a “Hockey Mom”, if the Vice Presidency doesn’t work out,
Sarah Palin can always run for Prime Minister of Canada.

Sarah Palin’s high school attendance record has come into question,
prompting school officials to refer to her as a “Hooky Mom”.

When asked how she gets around after selling the Governor’s airplane,
Sarah Palin said, “Dog Sled One”.

Sarah Palin was knocked out of the spelling bee when she couldn’t spell the word:
Contiguous.

After claiming to be a pit bull, Sarah Palin was fined for not having a rabies certificate.

When asked if he could support Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh said,
“I can hardly afford to support my own wife.”

When asked what he thought of Sarah Palin, Bill Clinton asked,
“With or without her glasses?”

When asked what he thought of Ms Palin, rocker Mickey Thomas said,
“Sarah. Sarah. Storms are brewing in your eyes.”

Brew it slow, Advice from Joe