John McCain says that he’s a Maverick.
Actually, he looks kinda like a Pinto.
General Motors is giving its customers the same discounts given to their employees.
In a related story, General Motors announced plans to lay off all of its customers.
On “Bones” tonight, doctors advise the investigators to gain some weight.
In Australia, does GEICO have an American do their commercials?
A man was accused of exposing himself at the Mall last night.
It’s still not clear, exactly what he was exposed to.
When is the hunting season for road signs?
Booker T sold the last of his MGs today.
“I just couldn’t keep it running.”
As Isaac Hayes was laid to his rest, the preacher said,
“That Isaac Hayes was a bad mother…”
Suddenly, the congregation yelled,
“Shut your mouth!”
He responded,
“I’m talking about Isaac.”
They all agreed,
“We can dig it.”
Dig it slow, Advice from Joe
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