Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The One Liners #130

After years of resisting John McCain, Rush Limbaugh has finally decided to support him, thus assuring a democratic victory in November.

Two historic TV shows are being combined together to create a new show called:
The 90210 Hillbillies

Detroit’s embattled Mayor said that he would leave office because of perjury charges…
however, he might have been lying about that.

To show support for Georgia during his recent visit,
Dick Cheney brought his rifle with him.

After hearing John McCain’s story about being a POW,
I wonder why Bob Crane never ran for president?

If you loose your sex Drive,
can AAMCO fix it?

Regarding the deficit being passed on to our children, the Fed made up a new slogan:
“No child left with a behind”.

The two Republican candidates have 12 kids between them.
When did they ever find time to run for office?

John Edwards announced that he would not make any more public appearances.
His wife won’t let him out of the house.

Deceive us slow, Advice from Joe

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