The members of “Third Eye Blind” underwent laser eye surgery today,
essentially ending their careers.
The Fed took control of Fannie yesterday, as Freddie looked on.
When the Republican convention showed images of the flag without the color blue,
Democrats saw red.
When she was asked what kind of lettuce she prefers, Sarah Palin said,
“Iceberg”
The AARP officially turned fifty years old in 2008.
They immediately sent a letter to themselves.
When they change from analog to digital broadcasts at the end of the year,
will my TV dinners still work?
J. T. O’Sullivan is the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers this year.
Previously, O’Sullivan had recorded, “Alone Again, Naturally”.
College officials are calling for the drinking age to be lowered to allow youngsters..
The adults said that they felt silly going to something called “Happy Hour”.
The former Detroit Mayor offered an explanation for his unlawful actions.
“The devil made me do it!”
Flip it slow, Advice from Joe
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AARP line---a three-pointer!
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