The One Liners #144

When they asked The Pope if there were any positions for woman in the church, he said,
“Nun.”

John McCain showed his computer knowledge when he rebooted his PC by kicking it.

Why don’t they make, Piano Donor Cards?

When asked what he thought of Hanoi Jane,
McCain said that he wasn’t Fonda her.

Alan Greenspan predicted the failure of another financial intuition when he said,
“I should be out of money by the end of the week.”

A new lobby was opened at the capital today. Said the president,
“I don’t like lobbyists, but I want them to be comfortable.”

Now, they’re trying to recall Arnold Schwarzengger.
No wonder he always said, “I’ll be back”.

I never wear ripped underwear.
Just incase somebody mentally undresses me.

It must be tough on Sarah Palin’s husband when people call up and say,
“May I speak to the pit bull of the house, please?”

Speak slow, Advice from Joe