The One Liners #145

My wife doesn’t understand me. All I said was,
“Nunca Entretener Durante Temporada de Sandía”

President Bush’s ratings are so low that his weekly radio show
has changed its format to light rock, less talk.

With the purchase of Merrill Lynch, Bank of America is changing its name to simply, “America”.

HP has decided to cut 24000 jobs and save money by printing their own layoff notices.

People forget that the Bee Gees first song was about the Windows text editor:
“It’s only Word, and Word is all I have, to take your heart away.”

If my 401K looses any more value, Social Security is going to start looking good.

How does Dr. Kevonkian stay in business when he looses all of his patients?

President Bush has it backwards. He thought the American public said,
“End the economy and fix the war.”

Most American’s have not heard about Chevy’s new electric car called the Volt.
When asked about it, everybody said, “Watt?”

I can read my wife’s mind. We went to bed last night, so I rolled over and said,
“Not tonight. You have a headache.”

Nunca Entretener slow, Advice from Joe