Bret Favre denies giving Lions any information to use against his old team, saying, “If Detroit says that I did that, then they’re lion.”
India launched it’s very first rocket to the moon. Once a base is established, they will begin forwarding all technical support calls up there.
I got a flu shot today. Now, I can use my sick days to go to the beach.
Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown was scratched from the Breeders Cup after suffering a freak injury. Trainers cannot explain why Big Brown was riding a moped.
After a guy made jokes about my legs, I said,
“Hey, you’re pulling my hamstring”
Times are tough.
Even prostitutes are getting laid off.
Legendary movie star, Robin Williams announced intentions to go back to his roots.
He’ll be leaving tomorrow, for Ork.
They offered to sell me one of those tank-less water heaters.
I said, “Tanks but no tanks.”
I made an investment in my future.
I bought a bunch of fortune cookies.
Eat em slow, Advice from Joe
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