The One Liners #177

We know that John McCain is a Maverick,
but wasn’t he also on The Rockford Files?

The tables have turned.
My bank won’t give me a loan. Instead, they want me to leave them alone.

Unemployment rates are so high that the Bicycle Coalition is going to sponsor:
“Ride Your Bike to Nowhere Day”

I just shampooed my carpet,
and now I can’t do a thing with it.

The writers of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” have updated their book for the current economy. The new book is called, “Poor Dad, Poor Dad”

OJ lost his bid for freedom yesterday,
when the judge pulled his Bid off of E-Bay.

My friend has been battling depression for years.
I just sit around and mope about it.

Donald Trump is teaming up with Hank Ketchum Comics to create a new show called, “Dennis the Apprentice”

President Bush sliced his finger with a thumbtack, causing a life long scar. He doesn’t mind, though because he wants to make the tacks cut permanent.

Don’t leave slow, Advice from Joe