We’ll never have a drug free America,
as long as they keep charging for them.
If you get stoned, but you remain faithful to your wife,
are you in High Fidelity?
I’ve finally figured out why Anchor Men never go swimming
PepsiCo announced plans to cut 3300 jobs in an attempt to lower calories.
The vice president is only a heartbeat away from the presidency.
No wonder they stand so close together.
The Republicians admitted that they purchased Sarah Palin new clothes, but only after learning that she was a nudist.
If David Duchovny fell out a window to the sidewalk below,
X would mark the spot.
You don’t want to meet a girl at the laundry mat.
It means that she doesn’t own a washer/dryer.
When I tell people that they can’t smoke in my car,
I feel bad when they step outside.
Open the door slow, Advice from Joe
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