Video game creator, Richard Garriott returned from two weeks on the space station.
Unfortunately, his luggage went on to Mars.
John McCain dismissed talk about Sarah Palin's clothes flap.
"She stitched up the flap and nothing shows anymore."
Why do they gladly accept garbage at a Refuse area?
We’re hearing a lot about Clean Coal Technology.
That’s where the miners have to wash their hands after using the outhouse.
If Sarah Palin’s kids were equestrians,
would she be a jockey mom?
Leonard Nimoy has turned down the chance to star in the “Dr Benjamin Spock Story”.
He didn’t want to be type cast.
There’s a new form of Viragra that only works during wet weather and early in the week. The advertising slogan will be:
“Rainy days and Mondays always get me up”
My bank has replaced its liquidity with stupidity.
The highly popular and well-known Canadian Prime Minister was reelected to office.
Old What’s His Name thanked all of his supporters.
I like all kinds of music: Motown, Larrytown, Curlytown.
Play it slow, Advice from Joe
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Sarah Palin’s kids were equestrians,
would she be a jockey mom?
That's a very good equestrian.
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