There is a grocery store chain named Trader Joes, and everybody loves it.
I don’t understand.
Benedict Arnold was a traitor and everybody hated him.
Al Franken is having problems shaking his past when he started a recent debate by saying, “My distinquished oponent comes walking into a bar, see…”
Kenny G admitted that he didn’t take up playing until after he got married. He didn’t believe in pre-martial sax.
In honor of The Rolling Stones, Disney is changing the name of their star to Mick Mouse.
School budget cuts mean that Kotter will not be welcomed back.
John McCain announced that if he looses the election,
he’s going to suspend his campaign.
I always wanted a lady who was a real head turner…
until I saw “The Exorcist”
Silly me. I thought that Text messages only went to Texas.
Famous last words:
“Good bye, dear”
“They got me”
“…and I’m never coming back!”
“Geronimo!”
“Take it slow", Advice from Joe
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