Chuck Norris is going to star in a new show about a Park employee and his canine.
The series will be called, “Dog Walker Ranger”
With supplies running low, the Blood Bank has asked Sylvester Stallon to get back in the ring again.
Decisions are being made to end the Monarchy.
From now on, Budweiser will be known as “The Prime Minister of Beers”
I always hated it when I was in trouble and my Father took off his belt.
It always meant that he was going to spank me in the nude.
I won’t let my dog watch “Bones” anymore,
because he keeps burying the TV set.
It’s been discovered that David Duchovny
has a file on Malcolm X.
There is a problem with Drive Thru restaurants.
You have to stop and buy something
If you use your eyes too much,
will you get Carpal Tunnel Vision?
I’m glad that I don’t have a “Work Spouse”.
It would just be one more person not to listen to.
Listen slow, Advice from Joe
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always hated it when I was in trouble and my Father took off his belt.
It always meant that he was going to spank me in the nude.
I won’t let my dog watch “Bones” anymore,
because he keeps burying the TV set.
Kudos!!!
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